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Well, the Daggers first season in the Football league is almost upon us and whilst John Still was busy wheeling and dealing in the transfer market and Stevie Thompson was busy booking return train journeys to the north west, the Upminster Daggers used the summer transfer window and pre-season to build up their strength for the season ahead. Heres what the squad got upto....
Dead Bloke:
Britains favourite bee has certainly been buzzing over the pre-season. As a non-cricket playing member of the team, his focus has firmly been on off-field activities. In between working from 8 till 8 saving the world, Zedders has been working on his drinking skills and beefing up at the gym. In order to attend more games next year, he has employed an office Rat to attend to his every need. Mad Dog:
The season never stops for Dogva. In between fleecing the general public of their hard earned, he has been busy surfing the net on his handheld portal for news of the pre-season friendly scores Has struggled for the most part of the summer without his daggers burger and chips but August is here, he is fired up and ready to go. Spent 2 weeks of pre-season in the South West looking for the Great White. Gobless:
CG had a difficult end to the previous campaign so knew if he was to figure in the managers plans he would have to have a strong pre-season. He didnt disappoint, thriving in the inclement weather and producing some top performances, noticibly in scaring cab drivers with pavemant pizza. Last seen being lead through the town centre after another heavy accumulating session. Middle:
Manchester's favourite American has had his work cut out over the break trying to turn spare hours into brownie points. By all accounts has done well, by only leaving the house when windsurfing telecasts are shown on sky, he has earned enough points to last till boxing day. Survived a major injury scare after taking on a bus from a passenger seat of a Clio. Luckily, Winkle was there to provide back up. The bus in question has been de-commissioned. Broons:
After a massive police search, the elusive sh-ad-do was found safe and well over Upminster Park sceaming obscenities. Bobby Brown was deemed m.i.a, last seen losing various items in the power cut at Reditch. Apparently stocks have been replenished and cash found in order to maintain a serious challenge on the football league. Very short odds on being the first casualty on route to Stockport. Winkle:
Britains largest man has spent the summer bronzing up for the new season. Has also, cleverly, stopped using his arms in order to preserve eating strength for the forthcoming campaign. Winks impressive collection of stains has increased rapidly through the summer months and he is looking in great shape for the year to come. Crazy Stew:
Stew has been busy as always this summer, combining the improvement of his cricketing skills with topping up his expense account. Has spent plenty of time warming up for the new season in the Yeoman with the area's favourite darts player, Wayne Mardle. Is looking in good form for the new season. |
